
Troll – What? You’re not even playing the right game!. None of the cards in this set have this rating. Thrun, the Last Troll – This is a good card. Uthden Troll – The same as Horned Troll but in red. Horned Troll – This is borderline playable if literally every other card in your sealed pool is unplayable. Cudgel Troll – I guess this is a card, but only in the strictest sense considering it is a physical piece of cardboard I am holding in my hand. Sea Troll – What were they thinking when they made this card? No one would play this and expect to be taken seriously. Just leave it wherever you found it and walk away slowly. I wouldn’t even waste the effort to rip this card in half. This is kind of like assigning a grade to a card in that I put it there in case you can’t be bothered to actually read anything I wrote and just want my final assessment. This is referred to as a card’s Troll Rating. Think of all the ink that could have been saved by printing more San Diego Comic Com exclusives instead?Īnyways, following the commentary will be a rating that may or may not be in the form of one of the below cards. They’re terrible and it was a waste of ink to put another card on the back.
Specifically this is commentary about why every single card in Magic Origins is terrible. Without further adieu we bring you: The Definitive Guide to Magic Originsīelow you will find commentary for every single card in Magic Origins. Set reviews are often boring, wrong, or both boring and wrong simultaneously. It is fitting that Origins is the debut set because it means it’s the originator in the series.
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This week I’m proud to present the first in a new series of Hipsters of the Coast Set Reviews.